If All Animals Were Horse Sized Which Would You Choose As Your Noble Steed To Ride Into Battle: Animal Comedy Edition

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kalila courban
Sep 23, 2022 1:00 PM EDT

Sometimes you find that your train of thought has drifted far from the original track, and that your mind has a way of wandering to some super weird places when left alone to its own devices! That is exactly what happened to the Animal Comedy editorial team when we decided to ask our Facebook fans- If all animals were horse size, which would you choose as your noble steed to ride into battle? 

It's certainly an essential question that everyone faces at some point in their lives. We know, this might instigate much debate and argument. Our Facebook users poured in from all corners of the internet to offer their own two cents on which animal would be their ideal noble steed, if all animals were horse sized of course. The results sure were entertaining. Some of our personal favorites included bullfrog, an ant, capybara, and chicken. We'll leave you to your imagination as you try to picture these fantastical visions.

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    Rectangle - Justice West Bullfrog. 1) they eat anything that fits In mouth so being horse size it could eat almost any enemy 2) slimey so no one will try and steal it from me 3) could easily jump any height to escape danger Literally the best battle cruiser Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 8
    via Justice West
  • 02
    Rectangle - Megumi Monroe A chicken. No one will mess with a descendant of a dinosaur. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 20
    via Megumi Monroe
  • 03
    Rectangle - Patricia Nugent Porcupine but it would need one hell of saddle..... nobody would dare come close Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 2
    via Patricia Nugent
  • 04
    Vertebrate - Kirsi Lynn Moody Ostrich. Fast, vicious, and rideable!
    via Kirsi Lynn Moody
  • 05
    Rectangle - 1 Carl Brookes Ant, strongest of all 6
    via Carl Brookes
  • 06
    Human body - Samantha Balthazar I'm coming in hot on a hamster
    via Samantha Balthazar
  • 07
    Human body - David Barrera Jumping Spider - imagine your enemy flying through the air after his 7 foot tall spider just jumps into the battlefield
    via David Barrera
  • 08
    Font - Glenda Ducharme A goose...those things are viscious 10
    via Glenda Ducharme
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    Rectangle - Natalie Lewis Octopus. They have lots of arms for attack, can do land and water, are super smart, and the suckers make a fwop fwop sound as they walk. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 7
    via Natalie Lewis
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    Product - David Mayden Honey badger obviously 20 Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d
    via David Mayden
  • 11
    Rectangle - Tara Danielle Adams Cat. They have five pointy ends & tend to go after moving objects. Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 18
    via Tara Danielle
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    Font - Gaby Salazar A Chihuahua they're fearless tiny imagine actually being big Like Reply Hide Send Message 2d 22
    via Gaby Salazar
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    Human body - Top fan Anna Vee Capybara, the friendliest rodent, nay, animal
    via Anna Vee

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